This Week

A- You think you are a cool big boy but you are a dumb baby boy.
Me- Who are you talking to?
V- Me. I told her we are twins so whatever I am she is too and we are the same age :)

M to V: You are smothering him. He doesn't look happy.
V to F: F, blink if you hate M.

A: Does he (F) know what a butt is? He has one so he must.

 J, walking on the street: Humans have destroyed so much.

M: Little kids know how to whip and nae nae and dab. What have we turned this generation into?

Me to V: I spoke to your teachers today and they gave me a great report.
V: What did they say about my behavior?
Me: That you were working hard to listen.
V: No, I mean my behavior.

V: When the church bells ring does that mean G-d?

Little Somethin'

V- This family should work together and be nice to each other!

A- Every day is earth day :)

V after asking me what those big buildings were: I am going to live in a project. I'm only going to have 3 or 5 dollars.
M- You may want to live somewhere else.
V- Okay, I am going to live in Africa. A place with no wars.
Me- That is a place with a lot of wars.
V- Okay, I'm going to be a New Yorker and be running all day.
A- I'm definitely living in California.

M- When Trump farts, it smells like sun tan oil.

V- Voting for Harry Cliffin because Bernie is not in the game. How do you get out of the game?
A- Obama drama. Vote for Trump, you live in a dump, Vote for Obama, you live in the drama.

These Kids

V while practicing piano: What is the "o" with the hashtag?

V on the monkey bars at school: Oh shit! (this led to his teacher giving him a time out while trying not to laugh)

A excited about a new hand me down: This is a Jewish coat.
Me: Do you mean British?
A: No, Jewish.

V to F: You and me are kids. And brothers. Best brothers.


M getting ice cream: Sprinkles are overrated.

A trying to bust into M's room: We are sisters. I can still see your privates. I don't care!

V to L: F ate this weekend. Don't get too excited.