A- You think you are a cool big boy but you are a dumb baby boy.
Me- Who are you talking to?
V- Me. I told her we are twins so whatever I am she is too and we are the same age :)
M to V: You are smothering him. He doesn't look happy.
V to F: F, blink if you hate M.
A: Does he (F) know what a butt is? He has one so he must.
J, walking on the street: Humans have destroyed so much.
M: Little kids know how to whip and nae nae and dab. What have we turned this generation into?
Me to V: I spoke to your teachers today and they gave me a great report.
V: What did they say about my behavior?
Me: That you were working hard to listen.
V: No, I mean my behavior.
V: When the church bells ring does that mean G-d?
Actually.. 5Kids 4 Schedules 3 Bedrooms 2 Jobs 1 Studious Mamma Well... Many bedrooms, children, hopes, laundry and 1 Hopeful Mamma
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Little Somethin'
V- This family should work together and be nice to each other!
A- Every day is earth day :)
V after asking me what those big buildings were: I am going to live in a project. I'm only going to have 3 or 5 dollars.
M- You may want to live somewhere else.
V- Okay, I am going to live in Africa. A place with no wars.
Me- That is a place with a lot of wars.
V- Okay, I'm going to be a New Yorker and be running all day.
A- I'm definitely living in California.
M- When Trump farts, it smells like sun tan oil.
V- Voting for Harry Cliffin because Bernie is not in the game. How do you get out of the game?
A- Obama drama. Vote for Trump, you live in a dump, Vote for Obama, you live in the drama.
A- Every day is earth day :)
V after asking me what those big buildings were: I am going to live in a project. I'm only going to have 3 or 5 dollars.
M- You may want to live somewhere else.
V- Okay, I am going to live in Africa. A place with no wars.
Me- That is a place with a lot of wars.
V- Okay, I'm going to be a New Yorker and be running all day.
A- I'm definitely living in California.
M- When Trump farts, it smells like sun tan oil.
V- Voting for Harry Cliffin because Bernie is not in the game. How do you get out of the game?
A- Obama drama. Vote for Trump, you live in a dump, Vote for Obama, you live in the drama.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
These Kids
V while practicing piano: What is the "o" with the hashtag?
V on the monkey bars at school: Oh shit! (this led to his teacher giving him a time out while trying not to laugh)
A excited about a new hand me down: This is a Jewish coat.
Me: Do you mean British?
A: No, Jewish.
V to F: You and me are kids. And brothers. Best brothers.
M getting ice cream: Sprinkles are overrated.
A trying to bust into M's room: We are sisters. I can still see your privates. I don't care!
V to L: F ate this weekend. Don't get too excited.
V on the monkey bars at school: Oh shit! (this led to his teacher giving him a time out while trying not to laugh)
A excited about a new hand me down: This is a Jewish coat.
Me: Do you mean British?
A: No, Jewish.
V to F: You and me are kids. And brothers. Best brothers.
M getting ice cream: Sprinkles are overrated.
A trying to bust into M's room: We are sisters. I can still see your privates. I don't care!
V to L: F ate this weekend. Don't get too excited.
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