This Week

A- You think you are a cool big boy but you are a dumb baby boy.
Me- Who are you talking to?
V- Me. I told her we are twins so whatever I am she is too and we are the same age :)

M to V: You are smothering him. He doesn't look happy.
V to F: F, blink if you hate M.

A: Does he (F) know what a butt is? He has one so he must.

 J, walking on the street: Humans have destroyed so much.

M: Little kids know how to whip and nae nae and dab. What have we turned this generation into?

Me to V: I spoke to your teachers today and they gave me a great report.
V: What did they say about my behavior?
Me: That you were working hard to listen.
V: No, I mean my behavior.

V: When the church bells ring does that mean G-d?