Recently....

V- Is there such thing as a race across the war?
Me- What?
V- Running across a war.
Me- No.
V- I did not think so.

V- Can you put Bill Jones on? (aka Billy Joel)

V combing his buzzed hair with a baby brush- I am shaving off the nets.
Me- Nits?
V- We actually call them gnats at school. Gnats.

A carrying a bucket, a stroller, and suitcase down the stair- I had a little struggling but I made it. I may have hurt my finger.

V on dogs- Girls are more aggressive.
Me- Dogs or humans?
V- Both.

F to V- Do you have an answer for everything?
V to F- Actually I do.
F- Do you want a kick in the butt?
V- Actually, I have an answer for that too!