J's Smart Ass One Liners

As I directed him to put away items in his room,
"I am not an octopus."
When I called him a midget,
"I am not a midget. I am a person."
When F told him to clean up his room.
"You are telling me to do two things and I have one arm." (Math not his forté)
When planning his sleepover at his aunt's.
"I am going to stay up late and sleep until late. Yeah yeah." (What really happened is he went to sleep 15 min later and woke up 30 min earlier!)