More J One-Liners

When I asked M why her Barbie (which is really annoying and hard to dress) was undressed again, J replied "I naked her." So much clearer than undressed.
When I asked J to have mercy and not make me carry him more than across the street (his legs "hurt") I asked him,  "How many kids am I carrying?" Not one for math, he replied "I am protecting the twins" and wrapped himself more tightly around me.