Da Club

MoJo has an imaginary club where all things glamorous and verboten exist. Every day I hear about a new item in the club (gum, gold, limos). J told me they had real and water guns in the club and I told him weapons were bad. M clarified that they have bad guns, like the ones that killed MLK and John Lemon and that they have them there, crossed out, so that they cannot be used anymore. M then told me that she was the Ms Connor (her headmistress) of the club and that her friend was the Ms Holt (the head of the lower division). I said "really?"- No, not really, she explained, it is just a model, I am in charge and she is my assistant.