Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Other Jobs I Could Add To My Resumé

Professional nail cutter - 8 hands and 8 feet with 5 nails each plus mutant growth pace = lots of nail cutting

Professional Bather- Stinky children make for lots of baths

Professional Laundress- Self explanatory

Professional Child Care Coordinator

Professional Eater- You have heard enough about this one

Professional Recylcing/Hand Me Down Lady- this one I actually love. I could have a center for this here!

2 comments:

  1. Professional Caring Mom
    Concerned Citizen
    Compassionate fellow

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  2. my comment was not restored though, booooo

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