Saturday, May 28, 2011

On My Bed At The Crack of Dawn

M-Why are you kissing that water bottle? You do not know where it has been.
J- No, I am sucking it.

J -Do salamanders get shots?
Me- No.
J- Then I want to be a salamander.

M to V- V, you are the cutest one in all of France and Italy and anywhere else I know. You do not have a Christian nose, it is straight.

3 comments:

  1. if they do not get shots then I want to be a salamander myself

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  2. yes. that it is why it is funny. she confuses the religions. she does not like "all that jewish stuff" at school either

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