J The Man

We spent the better part of today without M, who was at a party, leaving the floor to J. Here are some of his lines from today-

Is Santa rich? Does he buy ir make the toys?

Do you get 100 shots when you just turn a grown up?

I am so hungry I amgoign to eat both of you, and the two babies.

How much do I pound (he meant weigh)? How much when I am 40? How about when I am a grown up?

We discovered He-Man on Netflix today, bringing back a bunch of memories of my brother as a little boyu and all of his He-Man toys. F also commented on the toys he had from the series. J wanted to know where they were now.

F-I do not know. I do no have them anymore.

J- You did not know you were going to have me so you did not save them?