Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Post Pregnancy Etiquette

Do NOT ask women who recently had babies if they are expecting unless they look 12 months pregnant. In the last 24 hours..
1. A second grader asked me if I was pregnant.
2. J asked me why my belly was so big.
3. I watched a video of me dancing in VT where I look 6 months along.
4. I was talking about a pregnant colleague with another colleague when a third turned to me and said "Oh, I did not know. Congratulations."

Give me strength and/or spanx and some appetite control.

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