-Do you know who is a pain in the tukchus? Grandpa (where did he hear yiddish- see here for a list of common English words that are actually Yiddish ones)
-When I said I had forgotten to go to the bank and needed to pay L- You can have my money from my piggy bank. It is a lot. You can have it.
-Why do men have mimples on top of mountains? (nipples)
I'm abuelo and not grandpa, right ?
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ReplyDeleteWhich men have mimples on mountains? I thought those were women's mimples.
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you what m asked me when we took a shower together? I guess it was more of a comment...she stared at my boobs and said "women shouldn't have Tetas until they breast feed, I mean what are they for before that?"