Some Comments

J on a little bro of a friend of his: He is like an animal
M: Yeah, he is wild. But he was born that way.
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J: What is worse to be a weirdo or a brat?
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J to me: When you get a job..
Me: I have a job.
J- No, I mean like a real job.
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When I said something was crap because it was full of corn syrup
M: Everything good has corn syrup. I mean does it have less than a gallon of it?
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As I tried to have him get who is related to whom
Me- Who is zia G's (F's sister) dad?
J: Julio?
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M to me: You are not as nice as my friends' mothers!
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As we left the house for the first time with J's skateboard
Me: Are you excited to practice?
J: I am not going to practice, I am going to show it!
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When I asked J to take his friend's plate to the sink:
I am not her butler.
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J: There was a famous player called "Bock."