J: When I die can you bury me with all of my stuffed animals?
V: I fight a big doggie.
teacher: Kids do not fight doggies. It is dangerous. You need to be gentle.
V: I fight a little doggie?
V when he could not make the park water fountain work: No tiene baterías?
V to an intern at BT who was about to change him: You need blubs (gloves)!
Me: Hoy viene papá!
A: I'm going to kiss him!
J after listening to a conversation about labor: It is like poop. You have to push!
J (while pooping): I am about to get very hungry because food is coming out of me. I am undigesting. Is that a word?
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