Banter

V to J at playground on vehicle: I am driving to Miami.
J: There is Miami up ahead!
V scoffs: That is not Miami, that is the playground!

V: Is gusting!

V: Don't touch my boo boo
A: I not. I kiss it (smooch)

BT teacher: You are going to fall off the chair and get hurt.
V: I want to fall off the chair and I want to get hurt.

A, appropriately: Oh Jesus! (where the f did she hear that?)

A, also as if she knew what she was saying: Facki facki facki! (I think I know where she heard that)

J when he learned I did not bring goggles: I wish you were smarter today and had packed goggles.

M, after being home all day sick: At least now I can see baby M when someone goes to Philadelphia.

V, obsessed with all vehicles: I drive the digger and you go in the backseat.

V and A to M and J: Guys, don't squeam in my ears!

J to me: I love you and everything that you do for me.