Crazy Duo

Yesterday's highlights included AleVit trying on everything they could at H&M and melting down when I would not buy the Hello Kitty umbrella, hat, and purse. Part two involved them getting into the elevator and the door closing (M was distracted) as I listened in horror to them crying and laughing. My neighbor went up, M went down, and I stayed on two, where, when the door opened, the elevator, to my horror was empty. WTF? M found them in a lobby. A couple more minutes and they would have been walking to Dunkin Donuts! A and V got into a huge physical smack down yesterday as well. I had to carry A after V ripped out a CLUMP of her hair (he was holding it in his hand very non-chalantly) and they began to slap each other across the face! The best part for all was AleVit fawning over baby M. They look HUGE next to her. A ran to get her a noni and pete when she cried and both tried to stroke her head all the time. V noted "I am big. My hands are so big and my nails are big" as he sat by her. When I remarked how blond he was to M. he said "I am a blondie. You have blue hair." We have some new funny neologisms: Cockcorn (popcorn), humprella (umbrella) , caramali (that is J's word for calamari).