Friday, December 5, 2014

Midget Musings

J: I know what's going on! I  am growing. I am taller today than I was yesterday.

V: I think we need a new mother.
Me: Who's that going to be?
A: K! (our neighbor)

V looking down into the toilet: Oh, that's a lot of poop. Great!

V on another occasion on the toilet: Pee smells so bad sometimes.

V: When we were little, we were twins, I was A's and she was mine.

M as we watched a cop leave Dunkin Donuts: I wouldn't do that out in the open, there are too many jokes about cops and donuts.

1 comment:

  1. m's comment made me laugh out loud. i always think the same thing :)

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