Tidbits (more to come)

V in my bed, sleepy this am: Did you see my dream?

Me to J (yelling): There is water all over the floor. Why are you splashing like this?
J: Are you being sarcastic? I mean there is not water everywhere. You are exaggerating.

V: Can I have some wine?
Me: No.
V: Why?
Me: Wine is not for kids.
M: Wine is for people who have kids.

V: What makes your tongue taste?
Me: Taste buds.
V: Taste bugs?

V: Before we eat the lobster let's put on his pjs and then we'll put him to sleep and then we'll eat him after he goes to school.

V: Skiing is tricky.