Oggi (a anche qualche giorno fa)

V: If you eat a lot of beans and laugh, you fart.

V looking at my bandage over the hernia repair repair: That boy who fixed it was an idiot.
Me: Who the first surgeon?
V: Yeah.

A after I called her a midget: I am not a midget. A midget is a small growm up.

J: Let's buy a lobster and free it. Buy it to save it!

J: I think I am going to edopt (yes with an e) one child and try to have one.

V: Are brains sticky?

V: Is there gravity in space? Can you skateboard there?

V: Do buses get gas in a big gas driveway?

V: If you run a bull will it run you?

V: Can babies go in jail?

V: Do I stay big once I am a growm up?

V: Guns make you crazy!

V: Brains make you talk and cry and move.

V: When I grow up and have no hair like papi I am going to eat junk!

Me to J: Did you smell your gym clothes?
J: Too dangerous.

V after peeing in park: Penis water makes the plants grow!