V: Does a city have an ending?
Me: Yes.
V: Where is it?
A on her friend who is Buffalo: She is in Gruffalo!
Me to V: What am I chopped liver?
V: You are chopped liver's friend!
V: Can I have dessert?
Me: You did!
V: That was my feast, now I need dessert.
J on a woman and man we saw on the street: Are they married?
Me: Not sure.
J: Maybe it is his Beyonce.
Me:Beyonce?
J: Yeah. Before you get married.
M: Fiancee!
A playing restaurant: I have fish!
Me: What kind of fish?
A: The dead kind that comes from the ocean!
A friend: How is (your cousin) M?
A: So far... good.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
June Musings
V to L: I love you as long as the sky and the sky has no end but a sidewalk has an end.
J reading corn snack label: There is OMG in this corn?
Me: Do you mean 0 mg of sodium?
J when I told him he was lazy: Lazy is just my habitat!
V to J as they wrestled: I am MISS man. Every time you hit me you will miss!
A to me on a crowded and hot subway: Mamá, can you BLOW me? (prepositions are not her forte)
Not sure which monkey: This is powerful junk on this lollipop!
V to A: Can we lay on the hammock together and talk and have fun?
M: Braces make you look so ugly that when you take them off you think you are beautiful!
J reading corn snack label: There is OMG in this corn?
Me: Do you mean 0 mg of sodium?
J when I told him he was lazy: Lazy is just my habitat!
V to J as they wrestled: I am MISS man. Every time you hit me you will miss!
A to me on a crowded and hot subway: Mamá, can you BLOW me? (prepositions are not her forte)
Not sure which monkey: This is powerful junk on this lollipop!
V to A: Can we lay on the hammock together and talk and have fun?
M: Braces make you look so ugly that when you take them off you think you are beautiful!
Monday, June 8, 2015
Recent Chatter
V to me: Did you grow up?
V to me: Do you want my ice cream? It is vomit flavor.
J to me: When I grow up I want a personal chef for calamari. Can I have a bucket of calamari for my birthday?
V: Me too. I want a bucket of calamari and one of mushrooms for my birthday.
V at swim meet: I am very upset at my shorts. They are making me hot!
A at swim meet: Are they warming up?
Me: Yes!
A: By the way, what is that?
Me: That kid is like a train- watch him swim.
V: All aboard!
V after we left a huge mansion where M's friend lives: I am going to switch families.
Me: Are you getting new parents?
V: No, you will be my mom and J will be my brother and V will be V!
V to me: Do you want my ice cream? It is vomit flavor.
J to me: When I grow up I want a personal chef for calamari. Can I have a bucket of calamari for my birthday?
V: Me too. I want a bucket of calamari and one of mushrooms for my birthday.
V at swim meet: I am very upset at my shorts. They are making me hot!
A at swim meet: Are they warming up?
Me: Yes!
A: By the way, what is that?
Me: That kid is like a train- watch him swim.
V: All aboard!
V after we left a huge mansion where M's friend lives: I am going to switch families.
Me: Are you getting new parents?
V: No, you will be my mom and J will be my brother and V will be V!
Saturday, June 6, 2015
V on Abramovic & Love
Upon seeing this video, V commented:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlf68X2qEpM
They are in a love splash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlf68X2qEpM
They are in a love splash.
They are in s much love that your red goes so red that your face pops like a balloon!
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Monday, June 1, 2015
Some Chatta
J: I am confused, are you E or DF (he still does not get how we are related and whose last name is what).
Me: What do you think? What do they call me at school?
J: Ms D.F.?
V, during the three hour plus tía A graduation: When will this stop?
A: When is this show over?
Me: What do you think? What do they call me at school?
J: Ms D.F.?
V, during the three hour plus tía A graduation: When will this stop?
A: When is this show over?
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