V to me: Did you grow up?
V to me: Do you want my ice cream? It is vomit flavor.
J to me: When I grow up I want a personal chef for calamari. Can I have a bucket of calamari for my birthday?
V: Me too. I want a bucket of calamari and one of mushrooms for my birthday.
V at swim meet: I am very upset at my shorts. They are making me hot!
A at swim meet: Are they warming up?
Me: Yes!
A: By the way, what is that?
Me: That kid is like a train- watch him swim.
V: All aboard!
V after we left a huge mansion where M's friend lives: I am going to switch families.
Me: Are you getting new parents?
V: No, you will be my mom and J will be my brother and V will be V!
calamari ?? are u nuts ?
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