Wacky Words

V: Does a city have an ending?
Me: Yes.
V: Where is it?

A on her friend who is Buffalo: She is in Gruffalo!

Me to V: What am I chopped liver?
V: You are chopped liver's friend!

V: Can I have dessert?
Me: You did!
V: That was my feast, now I need dessert.

J on a woman and man we saw on the street: Are they married?
Me: Not sure.
J: Maybe it is his Beyonce.
Me:Beyonce?
J: Yeah. Before you get married.
M: Fiancee!

A playing restaurant: I have fish!
Me: What kind of fish?
A: The dead kind that comes from the ocean!

A friend: How is (your cousin) M?
A: So far... good.