V to L: I love you as long as the sky and the sky has no end but a sidewalk has an end.
J reading corn snack label: There is OMG in this corn?
Me: Do you mean 0 mg of sodium?
J when I told him he was lazy: Lazy is just my habitat!
V to J as they wrestled: I am MISS man. Every time you hit me you will miss!
A to me on a crowded and hot subway: Mamá, can you BLOW me? (prepositions are not her forte)
Not sure which monkey: This is powerful junk on this lollipop!
V to A: Can we lay on the hammock together and talk and have fun?
M: Braces make you look so ugly that when you take them off you think you are beautiful!
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