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V to me: Is your teta the most important part of your body?
Me: To (little0 F it is.
V:  If it breaks, there is only one left!

V: When is C's baby getting the tip of his pitín cut off?
Me: That already happened.
V: He must be crying

V during piano practice: I am only five! I cannot even do math.

A: Can we buy cherries? My stomach has been waiting for them!

V: I will never forget Uma's name because I said it like one million fourteen times in Miami.

V scooting by our old apartment, looking at the sidewalk: This floor brings back so much memories.

V: Why do mouse traps exist? They help nature.

V; Why did you want to have so much kids? To make it harder?
Me: To make it better.
V: Do you know when F is big he will also not listen to you?

A at piano (which they do at a millionaire's house): I like this bathroom better than ours. I like this house more.
V: A, these are rich folks!

V to J: Can you pop your balls?
J: No, don't do that, that is where babies come from.