May Lines

V: Why was your culito invented? If it didn't have sides
Me: You mean cheeks?
V:Yeah, it could just be a bigger hole and you could get the poop out faster and not even wipe yourself.

A: How does it feel to be a grown up?
Me: It feels great.

A: Does (mini) F like you?
Me: I hope so.
A: He thinks your are fantastic. He can't stand how much he loves you.

V: When I was a baby I saw G-d and he said I was the best person.



PS My high tech phone, where I jot down notes died, so I lost many funny lines :(