Wednesday, December 8, 2010
M The Groper?
While I procrastinated/input reports/rocked out to my brother's twin mix this morning... M's teacher came to tell me that she had been taken to the head of the division for grabbing her classmate's crotch after partaking in excessive "potty talk." What can I say? She is a touchy feely person. Her teacher said that M claimed that the kid had done it to her first, but that smelled like BS to me. When I told M not to tell me a story but rather the truth, she was very surprised that I knew she was fibbing. How could you know? I told her it was because I was her mother and knew her better than anyone because she used to live inside of me. She smiled and said: Then I can always tell when you are lying too:)
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actually she knows you from the inside !!
ReplyDeletewhen i was six, i was sent to the principal's office for informing a boy that he inded had "a dick" and pointed it out to him. i blame it on eddie murphy. the night before i watched beverly hills cop and eddie murphy picks up a turtle and asks if turtles have dicks and something about that scene made me realize what they were.
ReplyDeleteis that from beverly hills cop I ?
ReplyDeleteI know that movie almost by heart and do nmot remember that line.
I hope is bhc 2, or 3
think it's in #2
ReplyDeleteyes, bhc 2
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