J's Insights

While drinking chocolate milk "Do you know why cows have black spots? Because they roll around in chocolate milk."
Later, "This is not chocolate milk. This is tutto leche (i.e. dulce de leche) milk."
While singing "Jesus our brother, kind and good" (pageant song he is rehearsing rigorously) I asked him,  "Do you know who Jesus is?"
M- He doesn't exist.
J-He is a cow in the song.