The Passion of the Confused 6 Year Old

Today M's teacher told me that she was talking animatedly to her friends about Jesus. About how he was dragging himself through the streets (imitation of a slumped staggering body). About how he died hanging, that he was carrying a cross, bleeding. M's teacher cut her off when she deemed it too graphic. I was sort of amused and embarrassed since I definitely never spoke to her about any of that. Nor do I know squat about how Jesus dies beyond the basic visuals. I told her she was probably just repeating something she heard. When I questioned the religious midget about where she got her Jesus info, she non-chalantly replied "Nobody told me. I saw all of the pictures of this in the museum." F confirmed that she was describing the passion of Christ. This LBJ agnostic barely knows what the hell that means. M is already ahead of me in religious education.