Best In Show

When we saw this image on the news in a taxi J said: I thought that was the dog's butt, not his face.
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When I asked M if she was going to play basketball after we saw our team win the championship: No, too much drama.
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This am on the way to school J inquired: Before anyone was born how was someone born?
Me: You mean how did it start?
J: Yeah, maybe woodmen, I mean cavemen.
Me: Well, who made them?
J: G-d.
M: Actually, science thinks that we come from monkeys. Monkeys kept on having babies and each time they looked more like us.