Recent Lines

J to M re A: Defend your stuff, she is coming!

M to me after an 1.5 hours of errands:  I had a wonderful time. I like our girl time.

J to F when he asked about scribbling on our closet door: I think I may have done that. I do not remember.

M: It's a good thing I do not horde at inappropriate levels anymore.

M: How old do I have to be before I can go out by myself to get coffee and stuff?
Me: Old. I want to keep you with me for as long as possible,
M: Oh, do they steal teenagers too? What do they do to them?

M: Can I get my ears pierced when I am 16?
Me: You can do it before then.
M: No, I think when you are 16 you are more mature and do not cry when you fall and stuff.

M to F at Target: I wish J were here, I need his advice on what toy to get.

J: I think V should change his name to Josh when he is a grown up.

M: Why is your knee bumpy?
J: You need that bump for bending and hiphopping and stuff like that.

J as he looked at my legs: You need to shave- (lifts my arms). Your armpits too.

M to me about candy: Respect the sweets!

M when I said I was sick of her hitting and insulting J and him doing it to her: It's called a relationship.

J: Will you be alive when I am 13?
Me: Yes.
M: She will be like abuela's age.