J on Fashion
J to tío D when he put on his hat: That's a fancy hat for girl friends. For when you have a date.
J on his boxers sticking out: I am like a teenager.
J on a play date he had today
She is my best friend.
Me: I did not know that.
Why do you think we are having a play date?
(Later in school) Am I sleeping at her house?
On his operation
My stitches are melting.
On the deli
Are you membership here?
Me: What?
They know your name. Are you membership?
que genio el enano !!
ReplyDeletedivinura tierna !!!