M's Comments Today

M: I think I deserve a deeper punishment for that.
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M: It is sad that children in New York are getting ruder and ruder, like me.
Me: You are getting less rude.
M: At the playground I hear kids saying "none of your business" as often as you should be hearing "thank you."
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M: Do you think I am crazy?
Me: No. Why?
M: Just a random thought.
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M: How come the mother has to do all of the work all of the time?