This Evening...

M to J: Who do you like better, M (his bff) or me?
J: You, 'cause you are my sister.
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J: They do not make any more good inventions anymore. I am going to invent a motorcycle that shoots candy.
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M to J: Is there anything weird about my body?
J: One thing. You walk weird, like papi said. You need shoes that support you.
M: Is that it?
J: Yes, you have pimples.
M: Those are freckles. Anything else? This is your last chance to tell me anything weird about my body.
J: That we both have outies, and we are not even identical twins.
M: We do not have outies, we have innies.
M: You missed it, I have a piece of celery in my pj pants.
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