J: I want to look at myself, but not in the mirror and not in a reflection, I just want to see myself.
J: Can we empty out a room in our house to make a gym for me? We can make it neat and put in the equipment that I need to get muscles.
J to me about A running around with a box of tampons: Mamá, she has your ear wax! (ear cleaners?)
M to me about A who was irking her as she watched tv: Can you cure the crying?
Me (laughing) : Cure it?
M, pissed!: You have four children and she is your fourth. You should know how to handle a baby when it is crying.
J: I do not like G-d. I am not Jewish. But I like that song they sing in chapel with halleliula.
J: This is the worst day of my life.
M: The worst day of your life is the day you die. Or your girlfriend leaves you.
J: I will not have a girlfriend.
J after being sent to bed early for talking about shit in food (classy, I know) : This is the worst day of my life. First I had to wrestle, then I fell off my bike, then they demand me, then they send me to bed without dessert. I hate this day!
what do we want ?
ReplyDeletea book
when do we want it ?
now !!!!
jew funny
ReplyDeleteTHEY are funny !!
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