Today's Banter

M on her party: I was feeling very nervous and tense because everyone wanted to sit next to me.

J, as I rinsed him in the shower: I can tell when you are angry because you do things very fast when you are. There is still soap all over me.

J: Does conchita start with a '"c" or a "k"?

M looking at an ad for some crap show entitled "Beauty & The Beast": Why do they take a really good kids movie and turn it into a horror movie?

Me to J: Let's get your swimming teacher a gift. He is so nice to you.
J: No, we get him a gift when it is his birthday.

Me to M: My stomach hurts (I had had Indian)
M: Maybe you are having another baby.
Me: No, but thanks for thinking that. I think the next baby you have will be a cousin.
M: Tía C is too young to have babies. You have to be in your thirties.