Sunday, November 25, 2012

Back Banter

M watching Moby Dick: There is never nothing to do on a whaling ship!

M to me: How long do you want to live?

Me to J: I don't want to punish you but I will.
J to me: Well, I don't want to be rude but I will.

M watching a dog show on tv: That's a shit-zoo.
Me; Shitsu.
M: Shit-zoo!

J to M touching the digital piano on loan: Get off my piano!
Me: That is not yours.
J: Get off my and (tío) G's piano!

J to grandpa: If you go to a party you will never get a girlfriend because you have little hair.

M to me: You have the given up voice.

J: It is great to be a kid like me. I can get whatever I want when I kiss you.

Learning about careers on Sesame Street J commented: Like karate, that is a career.

M to J: You have a horrible habit of being clumsy on purpose.

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