F Week

J: I know an F word!
Me; No, we are not putting it on the list.
J: But it is an F word!
Me; But it is a bad word.
J: Can I just say it?
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Me to V: Te quiero mucho! Me querés?
V: No. Quiero a L.
Me: Querés a L?
V: No, quiero a A!