Recent Lines

J waiting for his friend, who was late, after asking 1000 times when he was coming: I am getting old here. Where is he?
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Me to A/V this am: Vamos a tomar la leche.
V: No, let's go eat pasta.
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A to V during Sesame (as Grover introduced the letter of the day): Grover tiene V!
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L to A: Tu mamá dice que no podes tomar jugo (Your mom says you cannot drink juice).
A: Mamá dice time out L!
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J: Why do they always shoot special people like John Lemon and Martin Luther King?