Mayhem

MoJo & AleVit have been in rare form. Yesterday M gave V a pen (bad idea) and he drew all over the wall (worse idea) and I cannot clean it. I guess it blends in the with rest of the destroyed wall.

At bath time V threw my (new) cellphone in the full bathtub while I undressed A. He thoroughly enjoyed how mad I got and did not mind his time out either. Crap, he is already over time outs. He laughed and responded "yeah, se tira teléfono en el agua" when I asked him it was something we do (se hace) or not (no se hace).

He must have been drunk or high on sugar (even though they did not have any) because by the time F came home he was crashing into A, laughing like crazy. When F said sternly "we are going to sleep" V  just mocked him and keep laughing.

In the afternoon (yes, all this in one day) while MoJO watched TV...
M: Clifford is over
J (with his penis out): No, it is not. He is not done watching TV.
He seemed un-phased and apologized when prompted. I told him to not do that in school lest he get in big trouble. He reminded me that a friend of his recently showed him his "front and back privates" and that nothing happened.

AleVit melted down at the pediatrician as soon as they remembered the pain associated with the place. When the doctor walked in, V yelled "I don't want it" to her. They were spared shots this time. Yay!

Today was another cuckoo day with piano, tutoring, home and back out to tutoring. Looking forward to the looong weekend.