RECENTLY....

When I came home from work on Friday, L had bought, at V's behest, flowers for me :) When I asked him why he got me flowers, he said: To make you happy!

V to L: You are a bad whirl (girl)
L: Why?
V: We can talk about it next morning (next morning= yesterday, tomorrow, anything but now)

V to A while they danced: Do you want me to twirl you (gets on tippy toes)?
When I asked if A could twirl him, he said: No, I am her boyfriend. I twirl her!

J: Can we please plant an apple tree in the park?
Me: I do not think we can just do that.
J: Well, that is why we need a backyard, so we can eat apples for free whenever we want.

M as she watched a woman nursing a rather large baby: When do women stop milking their children in New York City?

J when I told him it was not okay to treat me badly: Well, when I get really mad, I let my anger out on other people.

V: When it rains hard, there is brightening and thunder!

When I told A she already had dessert, an ice pop: That is a fake dessert!

A when I suggested that she wear her cowboy boots: Cowgirls are not awesome. And I am awesome. I need awesome shoes!