Crazy Quartet

When I explained to V that he would be going to the circus and that there would be "payasos" (clowns): You mean idiots?

M when she was inquiring about alcohol fetal syndrome (it was in a book she was reading). She asked if it was bad for the mom. I said, well you should not be getting drunk if you are pregnant to which she replied: If you are pregnant you might want to get drunk to forget things.
Me: Like what?
M: Like that you are pregnant!

A on a babysitter that was bringing J home: I like that guy, I am not going to hit him or slap him. I am nice. V is not!

J ran upstairs when he got home. Me: What are you doing?
J: I have errands to do.

Me to A (or V?): Your beauty is soft!
One of them (I think V): My beauty is when I take my pants off!

V to J: When you and M were babies, you were twins like us!
A to J: When are you guys (M and J) going to be babies?

V to me: Why do you love (tío) G and papi? They are not aunts.
Me: Why do you?
V: I don't!

Me to A: This dress is great!
A: This dress is ridiculous!

When talking about his party name, V: It is not Jack anymore. It is Jackmin.
Me: Jackmin.
V: Yeah. No, Jackmint!

A (I think): I am mean but I am also nice.

Me to M: Did you have a nice birthday?
M: Yes! Did you? I wanted everyone to have a good day on my birthday.
(we did).