Chatta chatta

V to L: I have a serious question. Do you think you are viejita?

V looking at the L button in the elevator at a friend's house: Mamá! They have the same password we used to have in our old house!

V: Do grown ups cry?

J: If I see scenes in my head and then they happen do I have special powers?

J: I know Italian! Pazzo! Cazzo!

V: I don't like my name! I want it to be Mick when I am a grown up!

Me to A: You need a haircut!
A: I am going to ask A (her b.f.) if I should cut my hair.
Me: Why?
F: Because they are married!
A: No,  because she is cool.

M: If Ms R (head of middle school) were my mom, I would rule the school and get an i-phone!

M looking at kids menu: There should be a tween menu. We deserve more fame.

V: Can I borrow your sandwich?

J: I don;t get my body. Did cavemen get zits?