Some Lines

Me: I will come back in a little while.
V: What you mean is never.

A: How do people get alive?

Me: Do you want to stay for rest today?
V: I want to be a little kid so I don't even have to go to school.

V while his teacher read a story where a ghost climbs a fence: He is going to hurt his nuts!
Teacher: What do you mean?
V: His wiener.

Me: What kind of a big brother are you going to be?
V: Invisible so I can hit the baby.

A: Do kids turn into grown ups?
Me: Yes.
A: No! I don't want to!

J to M: This is our start over point.We need to be on a no curse word diet for the baby.

V: I want to be a baby again so nobody is mean.

V on a homeless man yelling nonsense: Is he telling jokes?

V: When I grow up I am going to be old and die. I don;t want to die.

V: If a person does not have a name can I call him "person"?