V's October Lines

V to art teacher in the elevator: You are an artist!
Teacher: Who are you?
V: I am V, kid.

V on pregnancy: Your belly is going to get bigger and bigger and bigger and then KABOOM.

V's list for Santa as dictated to M:

Water guns
Big rocking chair
Button
Fake cardboard computer
Trucks
Transformers
Blue Hair Stuff
Shells
Gum pack

When I asked for some clarification, he does indeed just want a big button to press that makes noise and his own collection of seashells. When I asked what the single most important item was from the list, he of course said: gum pack.

V as I tried to explain to him that my bed was not his bed and that I do not want him to sleep on it:
I was born on this bed, I am going to live on this bed, and die on this bed.