V: How do you dress the baby in there?
Me: I don't.
V: It is always Maked? (yes- I let him say it with an m because I love it)
V: When you pee does the baby's pee come out too?
Me: No.
V: So all the pee is inside?
V: You are going to get bigger and bigger and bigger and KABOOM, the baby will come out.
A: Do you have milk in your tetas?
At least two people: Did F know about this plan? Does he agree? (this makes me think of Rick Moranis is Parenthood and his wife making holes in the diaphragm)
My boss: We have not had a chance to talk about your astonishingly wonderful news (not sure if she meant the opposite)
V: Before I was alive were there other people alive?
V: When I am dead will there be other people alive still?
v might be the deepest man i know
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