MoJo Banter July

J as we did his workbook: I am sorry to say that I do not want to be in St H school.
Me- Why?
J- I want to find another school without work. I do not like it. 
Me- Any school you go to will have work in Kindergarten.
J- I am not going to school period. I am going to play and have fun and do what I want to do, not what they and you want me to do.
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As we waited for the LIRR, J: In this country, the taxis are white.
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M to J as I walked in on their conversation: Say it to me with less sex.
Me: What are you talking about?
M: He told me he was proud of me for riding a bike but I did not like the tone.
J repeats his congratulations (sans sex this time): Like that?
M: Yes.
Weird kids.
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J crying after F left FI: Without papi it is not a vacation!
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J on his stuffed penguin: I named him Pinguino because we have a fan with that name.
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J: Are you insaint (insane)?
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J to me: Are you my real mom or a bad guy dressed up?
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