Thursday, July 19, 2012

Recent Banter

J on a little boy that M left him for J in the park: Mamá, he (the boy) hit me with the stick and M is unfortunately hypnotized by his cuteness and won't play with me!
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M on her next book shopping: I am going to just buy classics, like Charlotte's Web. There are no grown ups in NYC that have not read that book.
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M on continuing gymnastics: I do not think that I will, but there is a 95% chance that I will still.
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When I told J that the best thing in my life were my kids: And? Who else?
Me: and meeting papi.
J: And? What about nonno G?
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M gave me a speech on what she is working on, this is it more or less: First I had to work on picking my nose and eating it, because that is just gross so I had to stop. I  decided to stop eating it first and would just pick my nose. Then I stopped picking my nose. I mean I pick it like twice a month. Then I was working on biting my nails and when they got long it was tempting and complicated, but I am doing a good job with that. I am always working on my temper. Do you think I should stil work on my temper or something new?
Me: I am still working on my temper too. J, what are you going to work on?
J: Karate.
Me: No, I mean about behavior.
J: I could stop bothering M when I know that I am frustrating her.
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J: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I love my family and the bad is that we have no more Pink Panther episodes.
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On the rock group I saw last night. M: Did he have tattoos?, Me: Yes
J: Permanent ones?

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