Recent Lines...

M to F: When do I get my bank card?
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M on the social dynamics at the Jersey shore:
It is hard to play with friends when they are different ages. D (my friend's 5 year old) like to play with
girly girl stuff, I do not blame J for not wanting to play with us. With M (tía C's niece), she is little and I have a lot of experience with little kids and I know I need to give her choices and stuff but with J it is a different story because he does not know how to handle the littler kids and he cannot pick them up.
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M while we watched ads for the Olympics: Athletes do not drink Coca Cola!
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J to A as she messed up his Magnatiles structure: Little devil. Sweet devil.
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M to me as I told her to hurry up: You are pressuring me. It is like two walls are squeezing me.
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J to me as he sucked up: You are the best baby, the best little girl, the best teenager, the best wedding girl, and the best mother.
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M explaining her mega meltdown to me: I was acting a tiny bit spoiled. What makes me angry is that I do not want anyone to tell me, I just want to know myself when I am acting a tiny bit spoiled.
Me: A tiny bit?
M: A tiny bit more than a tiny bit.
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M to V as he whined: Oh, V. Such a drama king!