J as he watched me get dressed and stared at my chest: You should drink more milk, they are not so full for you to feed the babies.
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M when she was melting down: I feel like you are a tomato and you are squeezing all of the juice out of me. I am trying to be patient but I cannot be patient anymore.
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M to her friend: My grandfather in Italy is a tiny bit rich so he bought me a collector's Barbie.
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