More Zingers

M: Can I pack a small bag, not like a backpack when we go on vacation but like the armadillo one, with just a few accessories for Philadelphia?
When I am jolly I forget to do my activities from when I am, like organizing.
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M at bedtime: Let me read thirty pages, I can do it in a jiffy.
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J to F: Can we have a play date at your work?
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M to F: If you stop making Moleskine, you can open a bakery.
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M to me: I have to talk to J about setting an example for the babies so they do not learn the rude talk back from us.
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M upon seeing the huge post office on 34 St: This post office is overreacting (overbearing?)
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J to F: I want to live with just you at abuela S's house.
Me: What about me?
J: You can stay with your family.