Recent Lines

Me: A is going to read until she finishes that book (Altas Shrugged- a mother of a book at a whopping 1,600 pages).
A: Yeah, I am going to be still reading when you wake up.
J: I don't think so, you sleep like a hog!
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J about a one eyed dog: Was it in the war
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M: I was going to be a babysitter or a doctor, but now I want to be a zip lining guy.
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M (after I said that paté was fattening): I do not care if I am wide as a farm I love paté.
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M: Cheeseburgers are admirable.
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J: After you ask one of those guys to teach me to skateboard, can I skip school to skateboard?